Wednesday, August 8, 2007

The great thing about August

What is so good about 99 degree weather, 110 heat index and 40% humidity? The answer is no fabric softner. There is no chance of ever having to worry about static cling in the middle of August as you enjoy entering a 200 degree car which is actually hotter than your dryer. Even snuggles over there doesn't use his own product during August. So please put away your fabric softners for the next month and enjoy the convenience of saving 18 seconds out of your daily dryer schedule.

Yea, they do let anybody have a blog

8 comments:

Courtney Patch said...

Hmmm, I actually used extra fabric softener yesterday. What's wrong with me?

Christine Gordon said...

Kevin, I love this. You're officially joining our links. chris

amy heck said...

Wait a minute now...the reasons to use fabric softener extend far beyond mere static cling. What about fluffy softness? Come on. Give fluffy softness its due. It deserves it.

cagedwisdom said...

".the reasons to use fabric softener extend far beyond mere static cling. What about fluffy softness?" Amy has made a valid point but I own 24 grey t-shirts so I don't care about fluffiness and in august do you really want anything fluffy? Now in october during "hoodie season" dam right I want fluffy and snuggles will be there by my side.

Tirzah said...

Still use it when its a gizillion degrees. its the smell that i love. Kevin you are officialy bookmarked.

dick said...

okay now, fluffy.
What I suddenly see are large white snowflakes floating down from the firmament, making the silent world a little quieter,and all so deliciously c o l d !

Kevin, you have done wonders with a laundry product, what other great accomplishments must just be ready to fall effortlessly from your hand?

John Hendrix said...

I feel like I've just wasted some time.

cagedwisdom said...

John you are no fun and I wish static cling on you.