Turtleman

The only thing to come out of Kentucky more potent then their bourbon is turtle man. This guy, I think, would turn heads at a Wafflehouse. If you have never gone into an old pond on a farm before then you don't know what kind of smell comes from that awful black mud. It smells worse than a truckstop bathroom after Lucifer himself got a hold of some bad Indian food.

So please do enjoy this cultural journey?